100 things!

The only reason I'm doing this is that I thought of snarky answers and wanted to use them...

1. Real name: Siobhan McTavish. 2. Nickname(s): Danielle. 3. Favorite color(s): Are you asking me to be a racist? 4. Male or female: I'm half and half, actually. My dad was male, my mom was female, so... 5. Elementary: dear Watson. 6. Middle School: For dwarfs. 7. High School: For giants. 9. Hair Color: Currently, striped. 10. Tall or Short: Middling. 11. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans, they're more versatile. 12. Phone or Camera: Phone; I leave the photos to the paparazzi. 13. Health freak: I once thought I was having a heart attack. 14. Oranges or Apples: Yes, thank you. 15. Do you have a crush on someone: No, the rock missed. 16. Eat or Drink: Neither dehydration nor starvation is particularly high on my to-do list. 17. Piercings: Yep. 18. Pepsi or Coke: Yep. :P19. Been in an airplane: Yep. 20. Been in a relationship: Yep. 21. Been in a car accident: Nope. 22. Been in a fist fight: No, she didn't punch back. 23. First piercing: I was very little. 24. Best friend(s): Inside or outside the family? 25. First award: I've been told I'm an award-winnning slacker. 26. First crush: I killed ants with a pebble. 27. First word: This morning? Probably "coffee...." 29. Last person you talked to: I said "hmm" to Molly. 30. Last person you texted: My brother. 31. Last person you watched a movie with: First I have to remember the last time I watched a movie. 32. Last food you ate: Mac-n-cheese. 33. Last movie you watched: It might have been "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", but I keep thinking I've watching something else since then. 34. Last song you listened to: Live piano. 35. Last thing you bought: Book. 36. Last person you hugged: Probably Christie. 
FAVORITE:
37. Food: Edible. 38. Drink: I'm not 21 yet; I'll let you know this summer. 39. Music Genre(s): Variable. 40. Sport: I've turned procrastination into a sport. "How long can I get away with not doing this task?" 41. Animal: I'm quite fond of chicken. So many delicious dishes... 42. Color: I'm a WASP, if you must know. 43. Movie: Quite a few. Texas Chainsaw Massacre impacted me hugely. 44. Subject: My favorite is Sam; he does whatever I tell him to do. 
HAVE YOU EVER:(Put an X in the brackets if yes) 45. [/] fallen in love with someone. (Strongly liked.) 46. [] celebrated Halloween. 47. [] had your heart broken. 48. [] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone. 49. [x]had someone like you. (If I were vain, I'd put an x for each one.) 51. [] went skiing 52. [] jumped off a cliff 53. [x] did something you regret. 54. [x] broke a promise. 55. [x] hid a secret. 56. [x] pretended to be happy. 57. [x] met someone who changed your life. 58. [] pretended to be sick. 59. [] left the country. 60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it. 61. [x] cried over the silliest thing. 62. [x] ran a mile. 63. [x] went to the beach with your best friend. 64. [x] got into an argument with your friends. 65. [x] disliked someone. 66. [] stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a boyfriend/girlfriend. (Come back in two years and I'll give you an update.) CURRENTLY:67. Eating: No 69. Listening: I detached my ears. 70. Sitting/Laying: Sitting is for people; laying is for hens. 71. Plans for today: Sleep. 72: Waiting for: Godot
 YOUR FUTURE: 73. Want kids: I may in the future want kids. 74. Want to get married: You got those questions majorly backward. 75. Career: Diva. 
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL:76. Lips or eyes: I find it disturbing if I look and they're not there. 77. Shorter or Taller: I do notice whether I look down on someone or look up to them. 78. Romantic or spontaneous: How about charming? 81. Hook-up or relationship: I didn't write this questionnaire. 82. Looks or personality: Wealth. 
HAVE YOU EVER: 83. Lost glasses/contacts: Yep. 84. Snuck out of a house: Nope. 85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: Nope. 86. Killed somebody: I'll get back to you on that. 87. Broken someone's heart: Information redacted. 88. Been in love: Nope. 89. Cried when someone died: Yep
 DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 90. Yourself: Some days I think I'm imaginary... 91. Miracles: It's a miracle I haven't killed my sister yet. 92. Love at first sight: The first mirror I saw, I was a goner. 93. Heaven: Yep. 94: Santa Claus: Why risk the coal? Yep. 95. Aliens: If I say no, will I get abducted? 96. Ghosts: If I say no, will I be haunted? 97. Zombies: And if no to this, will my brains...Haha, forget that one. TRUTHFULLY: 98. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: Yep. 99. Do you know who your real friends are: The voices and I are still arguing about whether Marcie is real or imaginary.